jaesama: notobsessedbutdedicated1d: ohsopayne: “ a 17 year old boy does not snag a hot dancer girlfriend who is six years older than him without some serious bedroom skills.” oh mYG OD i knew he was hinding something.. jesus christ. just kill me already. please. someone.
fuckbangovers: So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ I heard my mom scream in the other room
me at school: fuck school i'm gonna have the best summer this year
me during summer: sits in front of laptop eating food
When a One Direction Song comes on the radio